Expecting A Date Anytime Soon

as pretty as she was she never seemed to be able to attract 'that guy from marketing' and began to wonder whether he was gay so she began asking around and discovered that he was a devotee, that he really only seemed to be attracted to girls with one leg!
She really fancied him and would get excited whenever he was around so she decided she really had to do something drastic to make him her own. She had a chat with her family doctor and although he was quite shocked at her request he kind of liked the idea and so arranged for her to be admitted to his private clinic where he carried out her above knee amputation himself.
needless to say she is now very happy as despite extreme measures she has caught her man.